EDICT THIRTY-TWO:
"Wil Wheaton"
When I am the GALACTUS to your collective STILT-MAN, y'all are gonna have to lay off WIL WHEATON. He's FUNNY, and does a real good WEBLOG at www.wilwheaton.net. Yeah, yeah, I didn't like WESLEY CRUSHER EITHER, but that was a GODDAMN FICTIONAL CHARACTER. And he was in STAND BY ME. Which ROCKED. It did not ROCK THE HIP-HOP, but it rocked nonetheless. Once I DOMINATE THE GLOBE like BEN FOLDS ROCKS THE SUBURBS, Wil Wheaton will be given a GOOD JOB being FUNNY for CASH. Because he seems like a REAL DECENT GUY.
I SHALL RULE THIS PLANET.
"Wil Wheaton"
When I am the GALACTUS to your collective STILT-MAN, y'all are gonna have to lay off WIL WHEATON. He's FUNNY, and does a real good WEBLOG at www.wilwheaton.net. Yeah, yeah, I didn't like WESLEY CRUSHER EITHER, but that was a GODDAMN FICTIONAL CHARACTER. And he was in STAND BY ME. Which ROCKED. It did not ROCK THE HIP-HOP, but it rocked nonetheless. Once I DOMINATE THE GLOBE like BEN FOLDS ROCKS THE SUBURBS, Wil Wheaton will be given a GOOD JOB being FUNNY for CASH. Because he seems like a REAL DECENT GUY.
I SHALL RULE THIS PLANET.